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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Still no good.
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Still no good
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
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